Thank You for Your Patience

Does anyone else go into a fit of rage when you get the, "Thank you for your patience" fuck you fob off line? What dimwit thinks that thanking someone for being patient (or for their understanding), when that person hasn't had the opportunity to decline their patience, and couldn't anyway for fear of being accused of aggressive behaviour and then unceremoniously bumped off the plane to Alicante?

You don't have my patience

"We greatly value your custom, and thank you so much for being patient while we fuck about doing nothing, except adhering to a nonsense process and putting on our hi-vis jackets."

Ginger came in for his tea earlier and I asked for his patience while I finished scraping the dead skin off my feet. So he bit me and left.

Now there's a cat that knows how to respond to shit customer service. He just doesn't understand!

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